Undocumented Windows 95 Error Codes

The following is a list of undocumented Windows 95 error codes which somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation.
• WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
• WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
• WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
• WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
• WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
• WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
• WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
• WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
• WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
• WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
• WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
• WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
• WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
• WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
• WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
• WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
• WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
• WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
• WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh?
• WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
• WinErr 018:Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
• WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
• WinErr 01A: Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
• WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
• WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
• WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
• WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
• WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
• WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
• WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
• WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to
• continue.
• WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
• WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
• WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
• WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available