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Dr. Alan Whitten, noted biblical scholar, recently announced his plans for an extended leave of absence. It is Dr. Whitten's intent to search for the missing Ark of the Covenant. When questioned as to his plans for the relic he replied, "I believe it may be some early form of computer database. Think of the possibilities." In addition to traveling the world searching for religious artifacts, Dr. Whitten teaches Web Design and has a reputation for regularly telling horrible jokes. |
