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Log on
making d vood stove hotter
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Log off
don't add no more vood
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Monitor
keep an eye on d vood stove
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Magahertz
vhen da big log drops on da barefoot in da morning
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floppy disk
vhat you get from pilingk too much vood
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ram
da hydraulic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork
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hard drive
getting home during most of da vinter
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prompt
vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season
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enter
come on in
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windows
vhat ya sht when it gets below zero
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screenv
vhat you gatta fix on da vindows during fly season
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chip
vat ya munch on vit beer
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microchip
vhat's left in da bag vhen da chips are gone
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modem
vhat ya vant more of
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laptop
vhere Mitzy sits
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keyboard
vhere ya suppos to hang da keys so da mista can find em
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software
silk undavare from Thailand
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mouse
vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard
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mainframe
da part of da house dat holds up da roof
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port
a good vine
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docking station
da same as port
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random access memory
vhen ya can't remember how much ya spent on da new dress when da hubby asks about it
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