Printer Executed
From the Internet Tourbus: Death of a Printer. (Visit referenced link for full story.)
This court finds that the accused Epson Stylus 640 printer is guilty of the charges lodged against it, most notably failure to print on demand, consuming excessive supplies, shredding paper, and making a sound like a cat choking on a hairball EVERY TIME it is turned ON or OFF.
Therefore the sentence of Judge Bob is... DEATH BY SLEDGEHAMMER.
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Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 From: "Bob Rankin <bob@rankin.org>" <bobrankin@gmail.com> Subject: Enjoyed your site's humor Alan, Thanks for your note. Please keep your page in place, we appreciate the link. -- Bob |