Important Definitions to Remember

Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

Beauty Parlor
A place where women curl up and dye.

Mosquito
An insect that makes you like flies better.

Committee
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Dust
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Egotist
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Handkerchief
Cold Storage.

Inflation
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Chickens
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they're dead.

Raisin
Grape with a sunburn.

Secret
Something you tell to one person at a time.

Skeleton
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Toothache
The pain that drives you to extraction.

Tomorrow
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Yawn
An honest opinion openly expressed.

Wrinkles
Something other people have; yours are character lines.


From: Ted Stafford
Date sent: 14 April 2005
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