- Adult
- A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
- Beauty Parlor
- A place where women curl up and dye.
- Mosquito
- An insect that makes you like flies better.
- Committee
- A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- Dust
- Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- Egotist
- Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- Handkerchief
- Cold Storage.
- Inflation
- Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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- Chickens
- The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they're dead.
- Raisin
- Grape with a sunburn.
- Secret
- Something you tell to one person at a time.
- Skeleton
- A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
- Toothache
- The pain that drives you to extraction.
- Tomorrow
- One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
- Yawn
- An honest opinion openly expressed.
- Wrinkles
- Something other people have; yours are character lines.
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