From: Ted Stafford
Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2003
Subject: Candidates for Dumb-Joke-of-the-Year Award

These are really bad, dumb jokes from my friend in Milwaukee ...

Two peanuts walk into a bar.

One was a-salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says,

"A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."